Lifes big questions seem to take care of themselvesits the little things that cause the most trouble. Guy Browning shares his hilarious advice for facing a million and one small challenges in this gem that was a runaway bestseller in Britain. Readers of the UKs Guardian magazine already know and love Guy Browning as the author of a droll weekly column. In Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade, Browning introduces his laugh-out-loud rules for living to an American audience. He interprets lifes smaller truths and tackles everyday matters with a keen eye and a distinctive, sardonic wit. His tongue-in-cheek advice spans a wide range of topics: Sickness and Health, Cooking and Eating, Fashion and Grooming, Sleeping and Waking, Love and Marriage, and more, encompassing:How to evaluate a bottle of wine (if the alcohol content is less than 15%, send it straight back)How to get what you want at the barbers (no multipart instructions, please)How to pretend to laugh at a friends joke (the closest most men get to faking orgasm)In Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade, Browning gives the essential rules for living life with a sense of humor.